Run Fly is a high-speed, zero-attention-span, wing-flapping circus powered by me—Pat the Fly. I ain’t a bug, I’m the fly. Born in a bin behind a whitepaper factory, I escaped the boredom and built my own countdown-fuelled empire.

We’re not here to save the world—we’re here to mock it, meme it, and maybe accidentally moon. Crypto was too quiet, so I turned up buzzing, yelling, and probably breaking a few rules.

This ain’t DeFi. It’s DeFly, mate. Strap in—or get swatted.